Saturday, August 28, 2010

Illinois, Jo Daviess County, My First Bike Hike


"Tally Gen" -- A farm in Jo Daviess County, IL
My sister has been encouraging me to visit at her vacation house, a "farmette" in Jo Daviess County, Illinois.  Located in the northwest corner of the state, Jo Daviess County is known for its rolling hills and beautiful views -- a perfect spot to begin the "Frizbo Fifty," my epic journey to bike in all 50 states.



My ride begins in front of my sister's 100-year old barn.  No longer an active farm, the barn's primary purpose is now an arena for my nieces' elaborate custom version of Capture the Flag.  From the barn, I ride down the driveway and up the gravel road, heading west towards the Mississippi River.

Here it's easy to avoid the busy highways as well-packed gravel roads connect the many farms.  While not a technical ride, Jo Daviess' roads feature exhilarating descents, long lung-busting climbs and beautiful views throughout. 

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My first adventures on a bicycle started at a young age.  I grew up as one of the "little kids" in a large Catholic family.  While I never felt poor, life within such a large family required certain protocols.  For example, every meal was constrained by "the share."  

"What's the share for bacon?" we would ask. 

"Three pieces," my mother would answer.  With eight kids (i.e. 168 meals per week) some governance was required.  "One glass of orange juice with breakfast, please."  "It's two cookies for dessert."  "One hamburger each, dear."  "If you're still hungry, have some whole-wheat honey toast."

Christmas and birthdays were no different.  For Christmas, we were allowed ask for anything in the Sears Catalog as long as it was $10 or less.  For our birthday, the gifts were similarly modest with one exception.  When we turned seven, we received our own bike.  Mine was a brand-new green Schwinn Sting-Ray w/coaster brakes, chopper handle bars and a banana seat, list price $49.95.  


Jo Daviess rolling farm land
Most of my friends had Sting-Rays too.  We spent all summer on our bikes -- me, Gary, Ricky and Eugene ("Genie").  If we weren't riding our bikes, we were playing baseball in the field behind my house (pitcher's hand out, right field is a foul ball).  Gary was my age.  Ricky and Genie were brothers, Ricky was a year older and Genie was a year younger.  Despite Ricky being older and bigger than the rest of us, Gary was the leader of our gang.  I'm not sure why -- perhaps because he was the fastest runner.

Under Gary's leadership, I learned how to spit for distance, steal candy from Doretti's Pharmacy and blow a smoke ring.  His favorite suggestion was "Let's get in a chase."  This typically involved some annoying activity, like throwing rotten apples or snowballs at cars, in the hope that the drivers might try to chase us down.  As we knew every alley, fence, empty lot, and backyard in the neighborhood, we could disappear in a moment.  Fleeing, we would hide ourselves underneath some porch breathlessly stiflingly laughs and then freezing in fright at every sound.

On summer evenings, we used the gathering dusk to play games on passing cars.  One trick was for two groups of kids to stand on opposite sides of the street and pretend play a game of tug of war across the street.  Drivers would approach and slow looking for the non-existent rope.  If they came to a complete stop, we would fall to the ground in laughter.  

One friend perfected a gag of running into a stop sign.  We would pretend to play football and when in full view of an approaching car, he would accidentally smash his face into the sign with a horrible impact.  In actuality, he would strike the sign with his hand with a loud crash and fall to the ground writhing in mock pain.  When the alarmed driver would get out to see if they could help, he would jump up, laugh and run away.  When done well, it really was hilarious.  I can only imagine the driver's story when they got home.

Sometime during the summer after second grade, Gary suggested we go on a "bike hike" to Deer Grove Forest Preserve.  Deer Grove was a couple towns away and we only had a vague idea of the route, but we agreed it was an excellent idea.  It seems surprising now that four boys, ages 7-9, would be allowed to attempt such an expedition, but those were different times and I'm not sure we asked permission.

We set off on our Sting-Rays and made it as far as Palatine.  After wandering up and down the gravel shoulder of Northwest Highway looking for Quentin Road, we gave up and rode back home.  Undeterred, a week later we tried again.  This time we able to find our way.  We also came prepared with hot dogs for lunch and some fishing gear.  We spent the afternoon fishing next to a culvert and discovered crayfish are very fond of hot dogs.  




We also discovered that Sting-Rays are fantastic for off-road riding.  Along the gullies cut by Salt Creek were a maze of trails perfect for the small wheels and low-gear ratios of the Sting-Ray.  After that day, we often rode to Deer Grove, fishing in the pond, wading in the waterfall, and riding the trails on our Sting-Rays.

Many decades later, I still ride to Deer Grove, but now I follow the paved bike paths.  Sadly, the popularity and subsequent damage of mountain biking forced the closure of the Salt Creek gullies to off-trail riding.  I wonder if I could get dispensation from the closures if I rode those trails on a Sting-Ray.


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Mighty Mississippi

Back in Jo Daviess County, I discover a backdoor jeep trail into Mississippi Palisades State Park and find myself overlooking the mighty Mississippi River.  This is a great start to the Frizbo Fifty.

Blog update: My sister showed me this note 13 years later.  I found it 
very gratifying that she believed in me to enough save the historical artifact.

--Frizbo


State: Illinois
Date: 2010-08-28
Route: IL-78 to Mississippi Palisades State Park
Distance: 50 miles

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Why the Frizbo Fifty?

Last week I dropped my daughter off at the University of Illinois where she will begin life as a freshman and my wife and I will begin life as "empty nesters."  This was not my only milestone this year.  In March, I celebrated my 50th birthday.  At the time I contemplated ways to mark the passing of 50 years; drink 50 beers, call 50 friends, spend 50K on a new car, but the summer was busy and nothing was done.  Now with the summer over and kids off to school, I really am peering over the precipice.  What will I do with the rest of my life?  It must be something that gives me a long term goal, something that's inspiration and aspirational, something that gets me out of the house, and something with a 50 in it.

The epic journey has always appealed to me.  Spend the summer hiking the Appalachian Trail or sail solo around the world and then write a book about it*.  Having read many of these books, I learned epic journeys have some down sides.

First and foremost, is taking time off for your epic journey.  Who can afford take the summer off to roller blade around Lake Superior with two kids in college?  A common solution for the Appalachian Trail is to "section hike" the "AT" by taking off a week or two each year to hike a section of trail -- picking up where you left off until you have traveled the entire distance from Georgia to Maine.  Admittedly, the approach is not quite as impressive as doing it in one go, but still somewhat "epic."

Second is logistics.  Ernst Shackleton, the godfather of epic journeys, spent years preparing for his expeditions to the South Pole.  Two actors that motorcycled from Scotland to Cape Town needed a couple of supply trucks following them.  For me, such logistical requirements are not practical or even feasible.

The third downside is the "bad stretches."  Any kind of long distance journey includes parts of the trail that, frankly, suck.  A cross-country biker discovered that the only road though the mountain pass had no shoulder and was the route preferred by the truckers.  One epic journey author, boating from New York to the Pacific Ocean, described the stretch of canoeing the upper Missouri in his book by simply repeating the word "river" for 5 pages.  "River, river, river, river, river, river, river, river, river, river, river, river, mud flat, river, river, river, river..."  Do you really want to forgo your summer so you can bike in 100 degree heat through the endless wheat fields of Nebraska.  Wouldn't it be better to cherry-pick the best parts.

After much thought, my proposed epic journey is the "Frizbo Fifty"  The goal is to bicycle in every one of the 50 states of the United States of America before I celebrate my 60th birthday**.  The rules are I must bike at least 10 miles in each state and the total number of miles must be 2,800 miles (which is the distance between New York City and San Diego)***.  To accomplish this I will need to bike 5 states a year and average 56 miles per state -- totally doable.

The Frizbo Fifty is by definition section hiking.  Periodically, I will take a week or weekend off for the "epic journey", returning before my in-box overflows.  Logistically, I just need to throw the bike on the car top carrier, the camping gear in the back and I'm off.  Living in Chicago means much of the country is within 2 days drive.  And the best part is, every state has a least one really nice biking trail.

-- Patrick Frisbie (aka Frizbo)

*Epic Journey Books:
  • "A Walk in the Woods" -- very funny!
  • "Long Way Down" -- dreadful.
  • "River-Horse: The Logbook of a Boat Across America" -- thoughtful, inspirational.
  • "The Endurance" -- Shackleton! Say no more.
**Covid-19 Amendment -- since the pandemic shutdown travel, biking and my 60th birthday party, I am deferring the official celebration of my 60th birthday until I can get on a plane for Hawaii.

***I've realized I don't want the Frizbo Fifty to end too soon, so I've extended the mileage to 5,000 miles.